Here's 10 things...that ACTUALLY have names.
Please note: This article is published as an archive copy from Philadelphia City Paper. My City Paper is not affiliated with Philadelphia City Paper. Philadelphia City Paper was an alternative weekly newspaper in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. The last edition was published on October 8, 2015.
Never again will you have to apologize for poking someone with "the pointy thing on the end of your umbrella"...
Click through the slideshow above to learn the proper names for 10 random objects ... then immediately forget them again.
