MISSED CONNECTIONS RUN-OFF: Christmas edition
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Someone's getting a C̶a̶d̶i̶l̶l̶a̶c̶ ̶E̶l̶d̶o̶r̶a̶d̶o̶ date with their Missed Connection. Someone's getting steak knives. Everyone else is fired.
If you've never seen Glengarry Glen Ross, this column conceit is probably pretty confusing. That's cool! We'll wait here for you to go watch it. At the very least, go watch this part. OK, we're all on the same page now? Great! Every week we choose four Philly-area Missed Connections postings for the Run-Off, and you vote in the comments for who should get the
This week: THE BELATED CHRISTMAS EDITION.
CONTESTANT ONE
Running of The Santas - m4w - (Electric Factory)
You were different from the rest...you had a Santa Hat on. You had a beer. I was drunk. In fact, I think everyone was.
- Location: Electric Factory
- do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers
CONTESTANT TWO
John (Byberry Hospital)
I met you last week outside of the hospital. You told me a lot of stuff. Not all of it made sense, but it didn't matter to me. You're very special in your own way. I just wanted to wish you a Merry Christmas. Maybe you can see me one day when you get out.
Hint: You told me Santa would probably put a bunch of rocks in your stocking for all the bad things you've done this year. I said you should try kicking them. I also gave you a candy cane, but you said they won't let you have sharp things like that in there.
My name is Myrtle Anne btw...
- Location: Byberry Hospital
- do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers
CONTESTANT THREE
Blonde in Blue dress at Christmas mass... - m4w - 34 (Doylestown)
You were about 6'2, wearing a blue skin tight dress that highlighted your AMAZING body. I was sitting a few rows behind you and couldn't take my eyes off of you. You are drop dead gorgeous, have an amazing smile and perfect body. I didn't see a ring so maybe you aren't attached?
- Location: Doylestown
- do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers
CONTESTANT FOUR
women who wanted Christmas boy friend - m4w - 51 (northern Montgomery c o)
Searching for the women that was looking for a Christmas boy friend.She lives in northern Montgomery co as so do I .she is 45 swf petite.If that isyou or you know her PLEASE contact me, I believe we are searching for the exact same thing. Thanks
- Location: northern Montgomery c o
- do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers
So! Comment and let us know. Who gets the C̶a̶d̶i̶l̶l̶a̶c̶ ̶E̶l̶d̶o̶r̶a̶d̶o̶ date, who gets the steak knives, who's fired?
