Now See This: Creepy dust storm puts mankind in its place during nearly meaningless soccer game.
Please note: This article is published as an archive copy from Philadelphia City Paper. My City Paper is not affiliated with Philadelphia City Paper. Philadelphia City Paper was an alternative weekly newspaper in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. The last edition was published on October 8, 2015.
No, I don't know why that guy keeps saying that.
No, I don't know why that guy keeps saying that. Maybe he was in shock because the hand of Zeus had exploded from the river to squash the Sons of Ben and smoosh the tiny athletes. Oh man, Brazil could've used you yesterday, Zeus.
Oh right, real information. The video was from last night's friendly match between the Philadelphia Union and the New England Revolution at PPL Park in Chester, PA. It's usually a cool place to see a soccer game.
EDIT: Read the comment below for better real information. Damn, I thought any game that didn't matter in the standings was a friendly, but no. Since this is a tournament it's not a friendly. I should have known that.
