OH THE ZOO-MANITY

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The demise of the Zooballoon is but an excuse for godawful Hindenburg puns.

OH THE ZOO-MANITY

Things that have been said in the City Paper offices in the five minutes since we became aware of the demise of the Zooballoon, which broke under the weight of the recent snowfall: 

  • Oh, the zoo-manity!
  • Oh, the hu-manatee!
  • What's the word for, like, the opposite of humanity? Like humanity, but for animals?
  • Oh, the animality!
  • Listen, folks; I... I'm gonna have to stop for a minute because I've lost my voice. This is the worst thing I've ever witnessed.

Your jokes are probably better, frankly.

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