
Swear-heavy petition demands council enforce a minimum number of L&I inspectors
As in: "Stop fucking around with e-cigarettes and do some real shit for a change."

Following revelations today from PlanPhilly's Patrick Kerkstra that L&I's highly effective anti-blight task force had essentially been reduced to a skeleton crew, foul-mouthed neighborhood rabblerouser and Philadelinquency proprietor Chris Sawyer organized an online petition demanding Council set a legal minimum on the number of building inspectors citywide.
To quote: "Stop fucking around with e-cigarettes and do some real shit for a change."
If that seems strong, just remember the numerous lives lost over the past few years that might have been saved if L&I didn't have such a chronic lack of funding and manpower. There are currently about 60 inspectors overseeing Philadelphia's 580,000 properties, nearly 40,000 of which are vacant. On a good day, that's about one person for every 10,000 buildings. Sawyer's petition calls for a mandatory minimum of 100.
How much would it cost? In 2007, Philadelphia's municipal unions pegged the starting salary for L&I inspectors between $35,000 and $37,000 a year. Adding in the average annual cost of health-care benefits (about $13,000 for city employees in 2008), back-of-the-napkin math indicates that Sawyer's plan would cost the city somewhere in the ballpark of $1.6 million a year. Seems like a small price to pay to nearly double the city's inspection capabilities. Then we can start talking about the court system...