The Zoo tempts fate with Big Cat Crossing
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By Patrick Rapa |
Published
05/07/2014
"Your hubris astounds me," remarked local tiger Dmitri.
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Tiger goes left!
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Tiger goes right!
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Tiger sees people!
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Tiger sits!
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Eye of the Tiger!
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Mouth of Tiger!
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This is a lion.
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A person feeds a lion! A Lion likes to eat meat and bones.
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Tiger!
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Gov. Tom Corbett squirting a lion with unknown liquid.
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Monkey!
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Snow leopard I think!
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Tiger in the tube! Looks fake but is real as hell!
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Gov. Tom Corbett and his grandson squirting a lion with unknown liquid.
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Look at this Tiger!
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See! Totally a Tiger!
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Tiger again!
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Two Tigers!
I am in a mesh tube! Sincerely, Tiger!
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Tiger cupcake!
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Lots of Tiger cupcakes!
In defiance of all natural laws, the Philadelphia Zoo has built giant habitrails all over the place. Today they unveiled Big Cat Crossing — an elevated steel tube full of tigers.
"This exhibit is 100 percent tiger-proof," said one visibly drunk and terrified zoo keeper. "As long as I don't pull this green lever. Or it might be the red one."
"Your hubris astounds me," remarked local tiger Dmitri, while lazily licking his retractable razor-sharp claws.