Totally Sellable: Kevin Sorbet
Please note: This article is published as an archive copy from Philadelphia City Paper. My City Paper is not affiliated with Philadelphia City Paper. Philadelphia City Paper was an alternative weekly newspaper in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. The last edition was published on October 8, 2015.
You'd Buy This, Right?
In case you've ever wondered what your favorite celebrities of yesteryear (or yesterday) are up to, we are totally in the same boat.
For example, Kevin Sorbo. In case you were living under a rock from 1995-1999, or were too busy preparing for Y2K, he and his jacked arms, graced our television sets as the legendary hero Hercules. While the argument could be made that since the show's end he's still enjoying a robust film career. Just check his IMDB. In 2014 alone, we can look forward to seeing him appear in no less than 18 movies...and counting. That's including a successfully funded Kickstarter sci-fi film campaign that was, somewhat miraculously, classified as "post-production" in less than a month.
But if Mr. Sorbo ever wants to branch out a little he can contact me (my email is below Kev!). Because I would be doing the world a disservice if I didn't point out the opportunity to combine one of America's favorite 90's television stars with a delicious frozen treat. Kevin Sorbet! I mean, who wouldn't want that?! If you're still having a hard time imagining it, the sample ad above should clue you in. I imagine it would be a classy joint with Hercules-inspired flavors. Patent pending.
Seacrest. Out.
