Well, okay then: Philly has a lot of punny hair salons
Please note: This article is published as an archive copy from Philadelphia City Paper. My City Paper is not affiliated with Philadelphia City Paper. Philadelphia City Paper was an alternative weekly newspaper in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. The last edition was published on October 8, 2015.
"Hair'en Dipity," though, is in Portland. We missed out on that one. Foiled again.
The blog "Hair's What We Do" compiles submitted photos of hair places around the country which demonstrate that hair people, apparently, have a very specific/pun-based sense of humor. There are a bunch in Philly and Pennsylvania.
Choose your favorite (not all of 'em have exact locations):
Ace of Fades, Philly
Hair to Please, in South Philly
American Hairlines, in Bethlehem, PA
Julius Scissor, in Philly
Shaving Grace, in Exton, PA
Hairs To You, Philly
Shears To You, Doylestown, PA
Shear Pandemonium, PA
From Hair to Eternity, Bethlehem, PA
But the glory goes, we think, to Hairitics, in Chicago--the slogan on their banner is "Dye for your beliefs."
Oh, the hu-mane-ity!
[Gong smash].
