New movies opening this week, in haiku form
FOUR haikus.
Begin Again
Love blossoms between
an electric eel and a
pile of laundry.
Snowpiercer
Is this really a
movie about a train that
outruns climate change?

Third Person
Look at the poster.
She is totally pooping
papers out her butt.
Yves Saint Laurent
A French fashion star’s
lifelong quest to design the
ultimate pantsuit.
If full reviews are your thing, Sam Adams wrote about the new Roger Ebert biopic, Life Itself.

